Saturday, 7 February 2009

Obvious fakes


...Of the game and console variety. BEHOLD:
















Dazzling 3d DRAPHICS, huh?
















Remember Metall Slug? Best game ever am I right?















TRY AND COUNT HOW MANY THINGS ARE WRONG WITH THIS

















Conker..?















Nintendo 64
Compact Disc

Que?
















I love my NINTENDO POLYSTATION




















I think I've seen this on a market stall before.















Superior to the Dreamcast



















OH GOD POLYSTATION 2, with Goku and Jigglypuff SHIT YES














Help, it won't stop..!















Er, have you played your SexBox 3600円 today?
Costume x1 Igniter [???] x1 Lotion x1
...And those must be the games for it above. Also, Microchinco - chinco - chinko = Japanese word for penis. Okay, I laughed. Unfortunately it's not a real console, but some crazy sex kit in disguise, probably a typical example of what you'd find in Akihabara.

Also, what the fuck, Japan? Are those mini-hamburgers and broccolli on pizza?











The Shrimp and Mayonnaise Roll Winter Double King Pizza from Pizza Hut. This amazing amalgamation is filled with crab, shrimp, beef, scrambled eggs, onion, broccoli, mayo and a demi-glace sauce. And the exterior crust is filled with shrimp filled with mayonnaise.

Mmmmm.

7 comments:

Zongyi Chen said...

o____O

Darktaylz said...

That is so wierd.

Michael Powell said...

I love my fake swiss army knife, made in China... it came 'complete with a wood nandle' oh yes.

Say it out loud!

Aby Bagulay said...

POLYSTATION AND SEXBOX RULE OK!! LMAO. thas pretty bad, people try and flog this crap!!

Blair said...

@Mike: Haha, oh I love bad Engrish...
@Aby: HECK YES THEY DO

Hoi-Kam said...

hahahahaha, brilliant. how did you find all these??

Blair said...

Tee hee, I know right? Mostly just from photobucket and other certain sites...