Obvious fakes

...Of the game and console variety. BEHOLD:
















Dazzling 3d DRAPHICS, huh?
















Remember Metall Slug? Best game ever am I right?















TRY AND COUNT HOW MANY THINGS ARE WRONG WITH THIS

















Conker..?















Nintendo 64
Compact Disc
Que?
















I love my NINTENDO POLYSTATION




















I think I've seen this on a market stall before.















Superior to the Dreamcast



















OH GOD POLYSTATION 2, with Goku and Jigglypuff SHIT YES














Help, it won't stop..!















Er, have you played your SexBox 3600円　today?
Costume x1 Igniter [???] x1 Lotion x1
...And those must be the games for it above. Also, Microchinco - chinco - chinko = Japanese word for penis. Okay, I laughed. Unfortunately it's not a real console, but some crazy sex kit in disguise, probably a typical example of what you'd find in Akihabara.

Also, what the fuck, Japan? Are those mini-hamburgers and broccolli on pizza?











The Shrimp and Mayonnaise Roll Winter Double King Pizza from Pizza Hut. This amazing amalgamation is filled with crab, shrimp, beef, scrambled eggs, onion, broccoli, mayo and a demi-glace sauce. And the exterior crust is filled with shrimp filled with mayonnaise.

Mmmmm.