Ew ew ew, the PS3 add on for Hatsune Miku Project Diva [a Japanese rhythm action game] really creeps me out. Its way too uncanny valley and makes me think that anime doesn't work in 3d at all unless its got some kind of cell-style/toon shader on it like Valkyria Chronicle. Its mainly that model used with that animation that bothers me, its mo-capped and everything but it looks so unnatural. I think the PSP version of this game is totally cute and charming and its one of my favourites. The PSP forces everything to be in flat colour, so it makes things look more like a cartoon and not like some creepy doll. The 'realistic' cloth and lighting in Dreamy Theatre kills the stylisation for me. Segaaaa, why do you do this?
PSP -
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Monday, 28 June 2010
Saturday, 7 February 2009
Obvious fakes
...Of the game and console variety. BEHOLD:
Dazzling 3d DRAPHICS, huh?
Remember Metall Slug? Best game ever am I right?
TRY AND COUNT HOW MANY THINGS ARE WRONG WITH THIS
Conker..?
Nintendo 64
Compact Disc
Que?
I love my NINTENDO POLYSTATION
I think I've seen this on a market stall before.
Superior to the Dreamcast
OH GOD POLYSTATION 2, with Goku and Jigglypuff SHIT YES
Help, it won't stop..!
Er, have you played your SexBox 3600円 today?
Costume x1 Igniter [???] x1 Lotion x1
...And those must be the games for it above. Also, Microchinco - chinco - chinko = Japanese word for penis. Okay, I laughed. Unfortunately it's not a real console, but some crazy sex kit in disguise, probably a typical example of what you'd find in Akihabara.
Also, what the fuck, Japan? Are those mini-hamburgers and broccolli on pizza?
The Shrimp and Mayonnaise Roll Winter Double King Pizza from Pizza Hut. This amazing amalgamation is filled with crab, shrimp, beef, scrambled eggs, onion, broccoli, mayo and a demi-glace sauce. And the exterior crust is filled with shrimp filled with mayonnaise.
Mmmmm.
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